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About a year ago.
some fella was eavesdropping and over heard this convo between 2 dumb blondes. One, well known for being dumb, the other....well, there have been debates for and against her being a dumb blonde.
Love this picture of Jessica Simpson
Some of her famous quotes:
-“I think there's a difference between ditzy and dumb. Dumb is just not knowing. Ditzy is having the courage to ask!”
-“Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken of the Sea.'”
-“On my first day of Jr. High I was in Geography class, and the teacher asked us if anybody knew the names of the continents. And I was sooo excited. I was like, Damnit! It's my first day of 7th grade, Im in jr high and i know this answer. So i raised my hand I was the first one and I said A-E-I-O-U!”
-“I don`t think people would take me seriously . They take me seriously as a blonde”
- “Sweet Kisses is very personal to me, and I can't wait to share it.”
-“'Jessica, you want some buffalo wings?' 'Sorry I don't eat buffalo.'”
hmm you probably won't be able to recognize Pamela Anderson that well in this pic, try the one below.
much better? hehe now let's try both the pictures together
There you go.
-“Tattoos are like stories - they're symbolic of the important moments in your life. Sitting down, talking about where you got each tattoo and what it symbolizes, is really beautiful.”
-“In junior high a boy poured water down my shirt and yelled: `Now maybe they'll grow.”
-“I don't really think about anything too much. I live in the present. I move on. I don't think about what happened yesterday. If I think too much, it kind of freaks me out..”
all quotes from thinkexist.com
Anyways their conversation went something like this.
Jessica: Hey! I've always wanted to ask you...
Pamela: *smiles*
Jessica: How is it that you guys always manage to run sooooo slowly during the opening of Baywatch? *puzzled*
Pamela: Oh...well, there is this technology around known as S.......L........O.........W motion.
Jessica wins (depends how u see it) tsk tsk tsk. Respect her la.
Btw here are some pictures i find nice of em and their exs.
Jessica and Nick
Pammy and a kid. Wait, are these 2 still together or what?
I've got so much work to start on!
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Friday, May 25, 2007
Today, grandma came back holding 2 sheets of A4 paper grumbling her way to me...
The other day our instructor brought the newspaper, with all our colored pictures in it. It was about a 2 sheet spread copy you know! SO BIGGGG then this XXX so PATT you noe! She said her son can photocopy for everyone so she brought back the copy la! And then today see what she brought back for us???????
Only 3/4 quarter of the article was printed out....there weren'y any dates on it. Basically, it was just printed damn awkwardly la!
Then u see this one, she purposely photo stated the part only with the picture of her face in it! Everyone was so pissed la....Aih....
*few seconds later*
Eyh, u see u seee, got my name...hehe but my picture cannot see ler...
Hahahaha i was laughing my ass out!
Anyways here is part of the article granny's friend photocopied....I didn't scan the one with that person picture. The highlighted parts are Words of wisdom from none other than *drum roll* My granny :D
However, if you are stubborn and don't want to click, you could at least glance through what my granny talked about line dancing right here :D
Not too sure about the walking 1km per day fact though haha
So everyone, intro your grannies to line dancing yea! hahahha





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Wednesday, May 23, 2007
A guy by the name of Eu Jon Sern initially tagged a Michael Teh and then edited it so now its a Michelle Teh....now sounds like my name huh? haha
[edited : Looks like i got tagged by Ming Zi Zi tooo hahaha ]
SEVEN THINGS I'M EXPERIENCING NOW..
1. Feeling cold cos the air conditioner is set to 18 degrees and I'm too lazy to switch it off.
2. My nose is trying to run away from me because i feel cold.
3. Guilt because I'm supposed to be studying right now.
4. Guilt because I will be going to stick that spoon of ice cream in my mouth soon.
5. The feeling of missing someone...
6. Eyes feeling dry and heavy cos I'm sleepy.
7. Confused because I'm not trying to study even though i should be and also confused as to why am i so stubborn.
SEVEN THINGS I'M THINKING NOW
1. How good will that ice cream taste?
2. Will i be able to do well this sem?
3. Should i or should i not go for an internship during the break?
4. Is my foncusede taking proper care of Mr. Weeble?
5. What else is there that is on my mind.
6. What should i cook for lunch tomorrow?
7. Are you starting to get bored of this?
SEVEN THINGS I'M WORRYING ABOUT
1. Why am i worrying about something?
2. My future.
3. My financial problems (always most oftenly BROKE brghhh)
4. Whether those scars will be permanent on my skin -_-
5. Will they hire me?
6. Do i really want to work there?
7. Will i be able to study tomorrow?
SEVEN THINGS I'M HAPPY ABOUT
1. My family.
2. Having my baybee boogene.
3. My new hair color, though it took some time to get used to it.
4. I'm not feeling that moody anymore.
5. I don't have to wake up early tomorrow.
6. I don't have to wake up early the day after tomorrow also.
7. I don't have to wake up early for my coming Saturdays after this one.
SEVEN PEOPLE I TREASURE
1. Family.
2. Mr Weeble.
3. Friends, all of them no matter near of far, cannot list la :)
4. Extended family members (cousins, uncles, aunts..)
5. God.
thats already more than 7 !
SEVEN THINGS I WANA IMPROVE
1. Confidence.
2. Controlling my emotions...
3. Discipline...
4. Exam results.
5. Appearance.
6. Public Speaking skills.
7. Multitasking..
SEVEN THINGS I'M STRONG AT
1. Falling asleep during lectures. I excel in this.
2. Getting Mr. Weeble's huggies *squeals*
3. Blogging? *cough cough*
4. Criticizing? *ehhhe*
5. Being Bitchy? *Because people say I'm bitchy =(*
6. Imitating those operator voices haha
7. Cooking? heheheheh
SEVEN THINGS I'M WEAK AT
1. Telling jokes and stories.
2. Doing tags like these...
3. Writing..
4. Being in control of myself sometimes...
5. Staying focus on something...
6. Staying awake...
7. Waking up in the morning.
SEVEN THINGS I ADORE EATING
1. Risottoooooooo I'm craving for these!!!!!
2. Pasta Pasta and more Pasta!
3. Lamb Shanks :D
4. Chicken wings me marinated ehehehe
5. Gon Low Mee my Mr Weeble makes *slurps*
6. Abalone, Shark's fin and scallops
7. Those Korean, Hong Kong, Taiwanese Instant noodles.
SEVEN THINGS I ADORE DRINKING
1. Orange Juice, PEEL Fresh : any fresher, u gotta peel em yourself ;)
2. Ribena
3. Water hahahha
4. Pussyfoot ;)
5. Sparkling juices
6. Those Vodka yeen, wen, vat and i didn't get for our bbq this time around hahaha
7. V-soy SoyMilk!
SEVEN THINGS I CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT
1. Oxygen...haha lame :P
2. Me Home :)
3. Me soulmate *squints*
4. My laptop.
5. Internet access.
6. Cash hahaha
7. My phone....:(
SEVEN THINGS I FEAR TO SHOW
1. My angry side.
2. My clumsy side.
3. My make-up less face :(
4. My weak side...
5. My flaws...Physical flaw...bleh
6. My room hahahhaha
7. My Wardrobe!
SEVEN PEOPLE I TAG
the seven dwarfs from snow white :)
I syok sendirily got this tag off Suzzane's blog!
#1 Your Name
Michelle Teh Zhu-Yenn
#2 Your Gangsta Name
(first 3 letters of Real Name plus -izzle)
Micizzle
hMmmm i think Michizzle sounds better...first 4 letter better yea suzz? hehehe
#3 Your Detective Name
(fave Color and fave Animal)
i can't think of an animal that i like...not an animal fan.
*squeezes brain*
*squeezes harder*
ok.
Golden elephant
O.O cos i suddenly thought of that elephant i drew on a poster recently hehehe it's so cute...:p
#4 Your Soap Opera Name
(Middle name, and Current Street)
Zhu-Yenn, SS26/10
this sounds retarded!
#5 Your Star Wars Name
(the first 3 letters of your Last Name, first 2 letters of your First Name, last 3 letters of Mom's Maiden Name)
Tehmiwan
Tehmiwan : I'm Tehmiwan, fret now for I am here to rescue you.
That princess whoever Leia : You're who? o__O
#6 Your Superhero Name
(2nd fave Color, favorite Drink)
I don't really have a favorite drink also...hmm i'll just put what I've been drinking more lately
Red V-Soy Milk.
#7 Your Iraqi Name
(2nd letter of your First Name, 3rd letter of your Last Name, any letter of your Middle Name, 2nd letter of your Mom's Maiden Name, 3rd letter of your Dad's Middle Name, 1st letter of a Sibling's First Name, last letter of your Mum's Middle Name)
Ihzaclm
This was confusing hahahha. pronounced as eh-zak-lem. Sounds really Iraqi LOL
#8 Your Witness Protection Name
(Mom's/Dad's Middle Name)
MeiTuck
this one sounds so chinese, Meituck sounds like "moral values" in canto hahaha
#9 Your Goth Name
(Black + the name of one of your pets)
i don't have a pet...I'll use some names from the members of B<3 Z Black Sephantina No. 4
Gothic sialllll *winks to Mr. Weeble* hehhhehe
#10 Your Haxor Name
(your Name and replace letters with Any Other Key that looks Similar)
m
smokey smokey O____O For those who live around my area, further down on the left of this road is SJK Taman Megah (Next to Yuk Chai).
Then we saw this...
It was actually a van on fire O_____O. Couldn't get a closer look of what has happened but we sure hope no one was injured or whatever. Surprisingly, there weren't any fire fighters or police around the area, guess the incident must have happened not long ago only
the fire dept and police were taking their own sweet time
the bystander effect took place where nobody made an attempt to call the police/fire dept...
sad weih.
Tuesday, May 22, 2007
FGA had it's very first SPORTS CARNIVAL!!
The sports carnival was held at the Matsushita Sports Centre (Shah Alam) on the 1st of May 07'. Yes, it was Labor Day. I know it's almost a month since the event, but i had no drive to put up pictures on kontradikcion. Things haven't exactly been going good for zyenn.
Anyways!
I'm finally done selecting a few presentable shots to display on this deprived page.
First of all, it was a sunny day even though the weather forecast says it would rain (Praise the Lord it didn't!) Granny came all prepared in her sun protective gear, which included those arm covers that female drivers normally put on while driving and this very Asian looking foldable sun shade/hat. She looked so cute in it and i had to borrow the hat for some cam-hoin...however, the pictures where not very flattering to zyenn so this is the only one that will be displayed *grins*
The colors are beautiful yea? yes? no? u don't care? haha it's okay...Let's move on.
There were a few events carried out that day including Badminton, Footie, Track & Field, Swimming, chess..etc...WAIT... CHESS? *nods*
Is chess counted as a sport? It allows the brain to exercise i guess. Must feel very nice competing in the outdoors haha
Here's the big ass pool...
And the big ass field...
Inside the complex, we have of course the indoor games such as Badminton.
The hall was packed with hyperactive kids/teens/adults/senior citizens cheering for the players.
The open area of the complex had stalls, mainly selling FOOOOOOOOOD. Didn't get a close picture of the many stalls because i was busy eating :D
Upstairs, there were stall games to entertain the less athletic but equally enthusiastic crowd.
And also, not forgetting those stalls selling lil items - bookmarks, photo frames, tissue holders, clothing, cutleries, electrical appliances....basically everything in the whole wide world.
Underneath the shade...we have...
People taking pictures.
This uncle took veryyyy long to get her grandchild to pose for the camera, his wifey then came to help out also hahha. so adorable.
people including us also.
The African Ministry then got the crowd all hyped out when they started worshiping.
Here is a video of a warming up session when they started. Note that i said Warming Up!
It was a good day and I'll be looking forward to more events like these by me churchie.
Finally got something done =) at least.
Take care all u lovely people!
Sunday, May 20, 2007
=D
thanks to influences from the one and only Mr. Weeble *winkies* hehehe
I feel so outdated with the music industry already ever since i lost all my 3k+ of songs in lappy before it crashed and also the interest to download songs *cough* illegally *cough* :(
Besides that, also lost a lil interest in taking pictures after since all my early 2007 pics were gone :(
Listening to Elliot sing on American Idol the other day made me tear a lil again! Just really enjoy that guy's singing.
Been getting emo and pissed off over petty little things and insignificant human beings these days. Thank God I'm blessed with Mr. Weeble also to help calm me down and talk some sense into me at times..hehehe *squeeze*
Hmm what else...
Nothing else la. So bye!
*squints* It's amazing how brain dead i can be.
sorry for the recent crappy posts. I promise the next one will be better...ehehe *peace*
Wanted to put this up since a few months ago but kept forgetting.
:)
Friday, May 18, 2007
Nothing interesting happening lately. Been quite low and moody for sometime already and all i could rely on is eating...eating and more eating...to not feel so miserable. Chocolates help a tad but they give me sore throats. Whatever.
I think I'll just go on a hiatus and return whenever I'm mentally fit enough to blog about something.
i think this comic strip describes what i'm experiencing perfectly. {edit: not that perfectly when i see it again..]
Better try to elaborate on what I'm feeling now. The way i interpret this comic strip is when the clown is around some other people, he would put up a front to try and entertain the people around him, doing his job as a clown...but when he's not in front of others, his true self reveals....a depressed stupid clown he is. I know it can be interpreted in different ways but THIS is how i SEE it.
Well, i feel depressed and moody la but of course not until the extent of pointing a gun to my head...
bye all, let's hope i won't be like this the next time i update kontradikcion. Take Care :)
Sunday, May 13, 2007
During the last day of last term's exam, i remember sitting along the isle with everyone else and i started introducing this stupid song to everyone else. I lost all the songs on my old comp and now i finally remembered to download it.
Presenting to you Paris Hilton, Screwed
Listening to it is making me feel more ANNOYED!!!!!!!!
the chorus is so stupid
" since i'm already screwed, here's a message to you" LOL!!!
but i may need to refer to the intro of the song again tomorrow...
[edit] well...just listen to the first minute of the song, the rest of it is crap and does not relate to my feelings before exams and while waiting for results.
i have a feeling my mood is gonna be so much worse tomorrow :(
The anticipation...ERGH!
I know i did badly this time.
feeling so
Oomph-less
Patience-less
Frustrated-ful
Angry-ful
Pissed off-ful
Bored-ful
Look, i just invented a whole list of words.
:(
The mood is Freaking bad and not even 2 Days of shopping could cure me. (Shopping without much purchases that is)
Today, i woke up looking for something decent and preferably new-er than the other stuff i have left in my wardrobe but i found NOTHING.
I dug and dug the for something to wear for almost half an hour and in the end just gave up digging.................
I tossed and threw *literally* all the messy clothes out of the wardrobe to my bed or on the floor. You know like how those crazy sale-goers start throwing clothes about when everything is*bimbo* 70% AHH AHH AHHH ~!....-_- Then i just gave up and picked something i was wearing quite often already. *yawns*
Was late already so had to rush up the car with my cosmetics all stuffed in my bag, WHICH is 2 years old (omg). Why aren't there any nice bags around????? ok... yeah so i was busy fiddling with my cosmetics and trying to paint my very "pissed-off" looking face. I hate the way i look when I'm angry.
In the car, whenever i was trying to apply some stuff onto my face, the car will be moving so fast and the ride will be so bouncy that i couldn't even steady my hands! BUT, when the car was stationary during traffic light stops, i thought to myself "ok nows a good time to put this and that.." but i had such a hard time looking for that stupid mascara and when i finally found it, the lights turned GREEN.
*bigass sigh*
so easily annoyed la these days. Seriously, i didn't smile couldn't smile at all throughout the whole journey. Oh wait, i did when i saw my eyelashes looked pretty alright after i curled them.
Damn bimbo i know.
I need a punching bag. Literally.
Feeling disconnected. And i'm making kontradikcion boring. Boooooo. Nowadays no mood at all to think of slightly more interesting stuff to blog about. Even considerably happening events are too lazy to be typed out here la. So many pictures. So lazy to edit. Edit also no use...Just to satisfy MYSELF. Blergh.
was addicted to making icons thanks to Vattie. But now, no patience to go play around anymore.
*And everyone reading this goes = "Boring............." *clicks on someone else's link to read about more interesting stuff*
I should just sleep la. ...That's is, if i could sleep WELL
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Thursday, May 10, 2007
"They" always say, a picture paints a thousand words.
If so, this post should have about 30 over thousand words then. HEhEhe this might take forever to load but patience is a virtue yea?
Below consist of pictures from before, during and after KNOWA's first gig.
it was a night to remember *squints*
The bunch went over to Souled Out for drinks after the gig.
How on earth could we live without timers on cameras? hehehe
Sooooo...how long did this take to load? haha
Monday, May 07, 2007
My Favourite Dearest Beautiful Cousin Amanda turned 21 last Sunday! *hugs*
I love my cousin Mnda because we are always (most often) on the same wave length in our thoughts :)
We grew up together playing barbies, messing up with our mother's make up, turning into tomboys, becoming potatoes and transforming into *cough* young ladies and she has always been my biggie sister or more like a mentor to me.
She's hot and she' s my cousin bwahaha *sombong*!!!
Anyway, after her Birthday Meal, we went to Char Chan Theng for their BigAss Iced Tea!
Here are some pics of us and the Ice tea! =)
HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY MNDA!
Sunday, May 06, 2007
A few days ago, Sook Yeen, Soo Wen and myself sorta kinda organized a lil surprise get together to celebrate Vat's 20th Birthday. Called some old Djians but only a few of them turned up *squints*
Nature lovers tell me what do they call this lil creature please.
I only managed to snap a shot of it before it sped off and scared me! i was screaming and jumping only soo wen knew how funny i looked.
Vat was surprised indeed! And she had a lot of fun unwrapping her present with 20 layers of wrappers just as much as i had fun wrapping those 20 layers.
The cake. Which was supposed to be served before Vat arrived but only came halfway through our meal.
I loved the smoke salmon! :D
These are all those who came to celebrate Vat's Belated Birthday.
The *cough* organizers
Do we look like we we're running?
hehehe!
Overall it was an expensive but worth it reunion with some old Djians :)
After lunch we split and Vat, Wen and i went back to chill at Yeen's before laughing at our Year Book pictures at Vat's place. I look horrible back in form 1. *shy*
No mood for blogging.
Classes start tomorrow. Yay -_-"

the phone is sold! :)
Friday, May 04, 2007
The gig was awesome!!
so proud of Knowa
Headloco aka Eugene aka my rocker bf aka the damn HOT guitarist
Muralli aka the "diva" vocalist
Shern aka the very buffed drummer
Jenn aka the bassist whose shirt reads "i have no car i have no money, i have no job but I'm in a band"
those of you who missed it...*sighs*....too bad
i feel so star struck!!! *squints*
Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Tuesday, May 01, 2007
The other day, when dad was sending me home.
In the car...
Later when you go up, go to my bag and take the nipples. There are 2 there.
*confused* HUH??? WHAattt??
Nippleee *trying to focus on the road*
What Nipple?
It looks something like this *brings out a bag of tools underneath his seat*
ohhh...why do you all call it nipple?
*after passing him the nipples*
Yeah, this is called a nipple, N-I-P-P-L-E. See, got two heads.
i know how to spell...but why nipple? sounds so weird.
Dunno.
Hmm, normally when we (i) think of nipples, i think of something like this
Yeah the lemon fruit looks like it has a nipple, no? What about something more realistic.
non other than a chicken. found this image from google images. If you are the owner of it, sorry and thanks cos i'm puttin this on my blog.
[edit: on second thought, that looks like a turkey with a chicken head]
As you can see, with my limited vocab and the schema i have of a nipple, they always look something like those images up there.
But i might be wrong, so someone educate me please...why associate these tools.....
With Nipples?
i don't get it! *damm bronde*
btw look what the Creative Japs did ...
yeah...what a fashion statement. I remember watching before in some movies that the western kids used to bully Nerds in school by making them wear rubber breasts that looks exactly like those scarfs.
Talk about cultural differences man.

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